Honey your Hooked, just like a 1st grader on Hooked-on-Phonics

Heyy I'm Shannon a.k.a Captain Obvious. Wow I'm so happy to have a website this kool. All my other ones sucked but weebly made it so easy that a retard can do it...(i'm talking about me) So Welcome welcome WELCOME! would you like to have a seat? What would you like to drink? .....I'm sorry I ran out of that. That's to sad. WEll Since your all comfort in this awesome site You might as well look around? It's the only good thing to do when I did all that stuff for you. ... What I didn't do anything for you? ^^; when Then it looks like the time so should shut your trap and look around D:< please? haha Enjoy and Yes That is a Picture of ME! and if you don't like it SUE ME! joking joking joking. just tell me if it bothers you to the point you want it down and I'll take it down for you.
Rules:
1.) NO TAKING MY PHOTOS! if you do i will find you and my foot will be in your @$$!
2.) No touchy my pagie! D:<